“Some people are like slinkies…there’s really not much to them… but it’s still fun to push one down the stairs.”
~Unknown

(Okay…as a rule…I do NOT like anything negative or critical! Still, this one just makes me giggle for some reason! It goes totally against my nature…but for some reason it speaks to me! I’m so weird!)

“So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”
~Hercules (submitted by Tacia E.)