As you may, or may not know, I spend a lot of time in my pumpkin-themed office, trying to force myself to work. While doing this, I find that at various times of any given day, my mind begins to wander. Understand that once my mind starts to wander, there’s no telling where it might end up!
As it would happen, this moment is one of those moments! I had been sitting here for who-knows-how-long, trying to work…and yet, for some reason, all I could concentrate on was how many yummy things there are out in the world right now that I want to eat, but can’t! Naturally, this train of thought led me to Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (the mini ones). Which, for some reason, led me to thinking about Baby Ruth candy bars and Butterfinger candy bars…which consequently led me to thinking about 3 Musketeers candy bars which of course led me to thinking about my life-long friend Amy L. and the delicate manner in which she use to consume a 3 Musketeers candy bar.
I can still see it now…the vision as fresh in my mind as if it were only yesterday! There we were…sitting in the Valley High School cafeteria, having just finished our lunch. Yep…me and Amy…Amy and me…and from her lunch sack, her pocket or by having dropped 50 cents in a vending machine (I don’t remember the means by which Amy came to have a 3 Musketeers bar in her possession that day), Amy produced a 3 Musketeers bar. What followed was truly a mesmerizing sight to behold.
Now, I’ve since seen other people consume a 3 Musketeers candy bar in a similar manner. In fact, my own daughter, Sandy, use to eat a 3 Musketeers bar in this same fashion (even though I had never told her about my witnessing Amy’s legendary method of thoroughly enjoying a 3 Muskeeters). (I say that my daughter, Sandy, USE TO eat a 3 Musketeers bar this way because, she apparently doesn’t anymore, owning to the fact that one of her college friends told her that the middle of a 3 Musketeers bar reminder her of chicken fat. Grodie!
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Anyway, though the method might be familiar to you, way back in the Valley High School cafeteria in the early 1980s, I had never witnessed such a thing as Amy’s savoring her 3 Musketeers! It was totally intriguing to me…the way she very gracefully removed the candy bar from its wrapper, completely stripping it of it’s silvery, aluminum-ish envelope…the way she held it with one thumb and index finger poised at its center, as she nimbly, slowly and very neatly, used her teeth to pull the chocolate coating off one end of the 3 Musketeers bar and reveal the creamy nougat. Next she rotated the candy bar, then stylishly repeat the process of removing the chocolate coating on the other end by using the same method, or perhaps the index finger and thumb of her free hand…you know, to mix it up a bit.
Then came the sides of the 3 Musketeers bar…removed in the same manner (either with teeth or thumb and forefinger)…the the chocolate bottom of the candy bar was then removed. (Ha ha! “Chocolate bottom!”
) Having saved the best chocolate coating for last (the top with the cute little swirls on it), Amy then relished the taste of the final pieces of chocolate coating before eating the creamy nougat that is the innards of a 3 Musketeers.
Now to be honest, I can’t remember if Amy always had the time during our lunch there in Valley High School’s cafeteria to perform this ritual as perfectly, delicately and with as much patience as a Tibetan Monk the way she did that particular day (it seems I remember that in most incidences she only had time to do the sides and ends), but on that particular day I was in AWE!!!! I’d never seen anything like that!
I mean, for the most part, I had always taken after my dad when it came to eating candy bars…open one end of the wrapping and pull it down as if peeling a banana…take a bite, then another, then another and Voila! It was like Mr. Turtle counting how many licks it took to take to the get to the center of a Tootsie Pop…“One, two, three. (Sound of crunching.) Three.” Therefore, Amy’s meticulous dissection of the 3 Musketeers bar was mind-blowing to me!
Well, getting back to the subject at hand, reminiscing over Amy’s 3 Musketeers ritual, did NOTHING to get my mind back on track and to writing today. On the contrary, my dear Watson! Instead, I began to think of the fact that I have my own ritual preference when eating Whoppers.
Yes! Though I’m always careful when eating a Baby Ruth bar or Butterfinger bar…you know, because they’re so messy (like when you eat the Baby Ruth, sometimes you hit a peanut and then it causes the surrounding chocolate to crumble and get all over the seat of the car while you’re driving…and of course you can’t take your eyes off the road long enough to brush the chocolate crumbs off the seat between your legs…so you just have to leave them there and then you end up with melted chocolate all over your inner thighs and rear end…and your husband asking you how chocolate got all over the driver’s side seat and reminding you that it is the very reason that he always buys cars with leather seats…because the chocolate cleans off easier, and the same thing happens with Butterfingers if you eat them while you’re driving), and so I keep my hand cupped up just under my chin in case of residual chocolate crumbs. Right?
But Whoppers…now that’s a different ballgame! That’s where I have my own ritual, and I’m guessing you might, too.
First off, I always eat one Whopper at a time…which is weird for me, since with most candies that are small (like skittles or M&Ms) I have to have two at at time…one for each side of my mouth. However, for me, Whoppers take care of themselves in that regard.
What I do is take a Whoppers and bite it in half with my front teeth. Then I gingerly pop both halves in my mouth, working them around a bit with my tongue, until one half is on one side of my tongue with the malted inside part pressing against my taste buds, and the other half is mirroring the placement on the other side of my tongue. Then I wait with delicious anticipation until when, in the very next instant, I can feel that malted center tingling on my tongue as it dissolves! LOVE that sensation! Fabulous!
So there you have it…an example of where my thoughts wander to when I’m trying to work! Of course, NOW I’m back to thinking about all those yummy things I’m not supposed to eat…like a Butterfinger bar crushed up and mixed into a bowl of Vanilla Bean ice cream! Yikes!
Meanwhile, it’s time for a new contest! But first, let me pull a name out of my hat for the winner of the last one…Michelle Christensen! LOVED your story of the Barbie house, Michelle! They have these ones now on Amazon that I dream over all the time! I might have to get one once I have a granddaughter to spoil! Meanwhile, shoot me an e-mail with your address so I can get your copies of Over in the Meadow and Andrew Henry’s Meadow sent to you! Hope you love them!
And for this week’s contest…how about we make it simple. I don’t have any 3 Musketeers bars loitering around here anywhere, BUT how about a $25 gift certificate to The Olive Garden?!?! Yes! Now my mind is REALLY wandering! Must be time for dinner. Just leave a comment here, on Facebook, Goodreads, etc. telling me anything about your favorite candy and I’ll drop your name in my hat for the chance to win the gift card to The Olive Garden! Yay! (Still wish I had a Costco-sized bag of Reese’s Mini Peanut Butter Cups though.
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these dolls that were stored in a trunk and would sneak out of the trunk and live it up around their owner’s house when the people were gone…and you had the stuff of nightmares! I mean, Mom read that book aloud to my sister night after night after night…with me lying wide awake in my bed in the same room! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Muffletumps! I mean, seriously! Look at the front page in the book! Freaky illustrations, right? Well, at least when you were a fifteen year old girl with a weird obsession with dolls NOT being trapped in trunks!) ANYWAY…I was settling my “open” Barbies in their plastic tote boxes…you know, making sure every girl was with her propper boyfriend or husband…did I mention that I also insist that EVERY “open” Barbie, has a handsome boyfriend or husband? Ken will do in a pinch…but I really prefer the Ken Dolls names like Ryan, Steven, etc…OR the ultimate Barbie mate ever made…the Alan doll from the 1990s! He’s handsome and way buff! Anyway (AGAIN), I was straightening out my “open” Barbies, realizing how soothing a project it was, and that I really needed to get all my Barbie clothes in order…and that how wonderful it would be if I could talk my son-in-law into building me a Barbie Bridal Boutique for all my bridal and formal gowns…and I’m not kidding…I really began to feel a ton better!!!


that for Aubree’s Christmas gift I would do this: I’ve purchased a LOVELY little round suitcase (very vintage-looking) that has “Paris” embroidered on the front, and I’m slowly filling it with Barbie outfits, shoes and accessories! I mean, GORGEOUS outfits…and the kind that fit any Barbie body! Need an example? Okay…here’s one! Lovely, right?
Now in comparison, here’s a new Barbie dress. In truth, I LOVE the new Barbie shoes…because they’re glamorous and stay on! But I still prefer the more elegant dresses, and colorful pants and shirts of the Fashion Avenue era! Not that I don’t like the flashy, sparkly material they make Barbie clothes out of now! I do! But I just love the old-school clothes…and they often come with fancy panty-hose and stuff, too! LOVE the little details, you know!?
LOVE LOVE all Halloween Barbies (old, new…normal heads or big heads), there the one at the TOP of my Wish List is soooooooooooo expensive! She’s the Holiday Hostess Halloween Haunt Barbie! She’s a Silkstone one…which I usually don’t lean toward…but isn’t she a toooooo FABULOUS!?!?! Don’t worry…when I was five or six I saved up my pennies until I had $10 or $15 and could buy my first Barbie RV…so I figure I’ll get enough pennies saved up in my penny jar to eventually feel like I can drop $100+ on the Halloween Haunt Barbie! (Don’t know how I missed her when she was new and cheaper!)
Meanwhile, for this week’s contest…I think I’ll go with two of my favorite children’s books again! As you know, Andrew Henry’s Meadow rules as the book I loved most as a child, and Over in the Meadow was one of my favorite poems when I was little. So, whether or not you have children, these will be a nice, relaxing escape for you! Just leave a comment about something you loved as a kid, and I’ll pick a winner the next time I blog!
Personally, I don’t have ANY ideas…at all! So I’m up for tons of suggestions! And what I’ll do is this: Whichever idea strikes me first and gets me going on a blog (interesting or not)…well, the idea submitter person will win my Blog contest of the week…i.e. a WoodWick Pumpkin Butter Candle AND a DVD copy of Nim’s Island! The candle and DVD aren’t as random as they may sound, by the way. 



Yet, I found myself returning to look at it over and over and over. Something in my heart just wanted to purchase it so badly. And I think it might have been merely for the fact that…well…(and I’m not meaning to sound mean, I’m just being honest about my thoughts)…the reason I kept passing it up was…well, the poor little bride just was a bit odd looking. I kept imaging that she was exactly what Edward Rochester’s poor insane wife-in-the-attic looked like, you know? I know it sounds so mean…but it’s just what I kept thinking! And furthermore, every time I looked at the groom…I would think, that even though he’s a fairly handsome guy (probably considered a REAL catch back in the day), I would also think that he kind of looked like Prince Frank Stein in one of my favorite children’s books, The Witch Who Wanted to Be a Princess. I mean, he’s a good looking guy…and she’s really a sweet and obviously blue-eyed girl…but I just kept pausing in purchasing.
And then one glorious, crisp autumn day last October, I finally caved! I bought the wedding photo of Frank and Bella (named for the hero and heroine in the romantic The Witch Who Wanted to Be a Princess)…and I have never regretted it for a moment! The photo of Frank and Bella is still one of my favorites in my collection…and it’s not even in good condition! But I just LOVE that wild-eyed Bella lured tall, dark and edwardianly handsome, Frank into falling in love with her!
As for this week’s contest…hmmm…how about this…leave a comment in any of the various venues (i.e. Here, Facebook, Goodreads, etc.) and the name I pull out of my hat next week will win a paperback copy of The Witch Who Wanted to be A Princess, AND an 8×10 professional copy (photo only) of a “kissing in the pumpkin patch” photo that hangs in my office! What do you think? Fun, huh?
Cindy and I corresponded back and forth several times over the next few days. And in one of her e-mails, Cindy included this faded, weathered, sweet, sweet photo of her grandmother’s sister, Louise, who had succumbed to the cold that day in March so long ago. I’ve included it here (with Cindy’s permission, of course).
I’ve included this photo of the bus so that you can see how truly “at the mercy of the elements” the children and driver were. Of course, this was taken long after the blizzard was over and the snow had melted. How awful
As for this week’s contest…hmm…let’s see…Oh! I know! Okay, one of my favorite Children’s Book authors is, Pamela Duncan Edwards! Tara J. introduced me to her quite by accident years and years ago with a book written alliteratively titled, Clara Caterpillar. However, it was Dinorella and The Worrywarts that REALLY grabbed me! You KNOW how much I love alliteration! LOVE it! And The Worrywarts is FABULOUS!!!! But Pamela writes other children’s books as well, and I found The Old House a while back! LOVE it! So me…so sweet! (Not saying that I’m sweet…I mean the book is sweet!) It makes me feel good and happy and The Worrywarts is so fun to read! So whether or not your a kid, an adult, have children or don’t have children, you will love these books!
So, this week’s contest is for a paperback copy (Currently they’re not available in hardback
Yep! My good ol’, loyal, true and fast friend…my Cookie Monster Bank! Ah the coins we collected over the years…the coins we continued to collect once I was married…the coins my children collected with him…sweet are those memories…and vivid is that beloved smell of 70s hard plastic! I’m not kidding! I LOVED the smell of my Cookie Monster Bank! Of course, one had to remove his plastic white cork in order to get a good whiff of his innards. Removing the cork wasn’t as easy as you might think either! It required either a butter knife and a bit of leverage to pop that thing out. But the second the cork went flying across the room from the force of the levered butter knife…Ahhhhhh! The familiar, soothing scent of that
blue 70s plastic would fill the air like simmering apple cider wassail on Christmas Eve!
As you can see, Cookie’s cranial injuries are far too severe for him to have continued on active duty. The photo doesn’t even do it justice, but you can get the idea.
Once in a while, I take a sniff through the coin hole in head, or pop out his mangled plastic cork and inhale deeply. I think his cranial fracture has lessened his ability to maintain that powerful 70s plastic bouquet he once boasted, but there’s still a faint hint of it there. Some things worm their way into your heart…linger there forever…and Cookie Monster Bank is one of those things for me!
Yesterday on my Facebook, I posted a photo from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and who knew so many of us still love this wonderful movie?! Therefore, just leave a comment here or on Facebook, Goodreads, etc., letting me know why YOU like the movie and you’re entered! As usual, I’ll draw a name out of my hat next Monday to see who wins.
(The Adventurer in Me Revealed)
Now, as you know, I TOTALLY love to read through things my mother has written! She has such a way with painting a picture, an ambiance, etc. with words! Here are some little ditties from her personal history that I love, love, love! (My mom at age fourteen to the left!)
After Daddy died, we still had Cousin Wren’s big ole Guernsey bull. Dad had a big padlock on the gate; I don’t know who unlocked the pen. I don’t know whether it was Palmer that called Mom and told her the ole bull was on the railroad track. He tried to get him off and cou1dn’t. When the train come along, he just ran at it sideways and cut his head off. Wren didn’t want Mom to keep a bull after Dad died anyhow. When Mom called Wren and told him, he said, “Well,” he said a’, “I’m glad it happened. I was scared to death you or one of the kids was going to get hurt out there.
Flipped? If you haven’t, you must!!! This week my contest is for a DVD copy of Flipped! Just leave a comment…something YOU feel nostalgic about in your own life, here, on Facebook, Goodreads, etc. and you’re entered to win! It’s a great movie!
to keep it! Wanna guess why?

really is Chris Pine in The Princess Diaries 2…but he looks so different in it than he does now, that I just thought we’d call it the “Chris Pine’s Doppelganger Contest,” you know? Just leave a comment on one of Chris Pine’s Dobbelgangers here, on Facebook, etc. and I’ll pick a winner on Monday to receive The Princess Diaries 2 DVD! Okay? Doppelgangers…weird, huh?
But the fact of the matter still remains that I have been a cake-aholic since birth. Look at my excitement here on my 1st birthday.




